[RECYCLED] Test Application

[HardmanTestAccount]

First Name: Hardman
Last Name: Test
Age: 32
Desired Duty Assignment: 11B Infantry

ArmA III Player ID: 12341234123412341

How long have you been playing ArmA III?: Forever
Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: Yes
Why do you want to join the 506th Infantry Regiment Realism Unit?: Fun
How did you hear about the 506th Infantry Regiment Realism Unit?: How did I not hear about it


If you have elected either rotary wing pilot, fighter pilot, combat engineer or medic, if all billets are full by the time you finish the training pipeline, you may have to go infantry for the time being. Do you understand this?: Ew pilot

Do you understand that you are required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yay DLC

Please check your user profile and ensure that the email address you registered with is correct. Have you done this?: Yes

Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 506th realism unit, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?: Yes

Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes

You understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and the attendance requirements of operations are dependent on your choice of Sundays at 2000 Eastern (0100 GMT) or Saturdays at 2000 Eastern (0100 GMT)?: Yes

[1st Lt (Ret) Hardman]

OK this was just a test because we hadn't had any since I moved the things.
It worked fine.

🤷

[CW3 (Ret) Hauk]

Mr. Test,

Since there appears to be an obvious break down in the processing of your application I am jumping in here to assist.  I unfortunately have to inform you that your application has been put on hold and will be flagged for S-1 review to verify your ArmA 3 player ID as it appears to be just a bunch of random bullshit numbers.  And as this is highly likely, your stated claim that you have been playing ArmA 3 "forever" seems how shall we say, unfounded.  (cough cough f*****king Bullshit)   Furthermore, in this unit degrading the pilot corps would be considered by most very unwise.

  If you have elected either rotary wing pilot, fighter pilot, combat engineer or medic, if all billets are full by the time you finish the training pipeline, you may have to go infantry for the time being. Do you understand this?: Ew pilot

This unit, currently and in the past, and I speak from personal experience, some of the pilots are.......a little off. (i.e. Capt. Reyes)   And I am proud to count myself among those, as I am a crazy fucking hardboiled badass "Killer Egg" driver.  And if you ever get to know Alpha Sections WO Reynoso any perceived ridicule, slight, defaming, slander, etc. will result in your sorry ass taking a very VERY long trek back to whatever FOB you may find yourself stationed to as he curses you out in Spanglish and says something about using your Chevro-LEGS to get back!  Also having the Warthog A-10 pilots take an immediate disliking to you could easily result in your accidental and very explosive demise.   Just ask around about the never ending goat corpses, parts and pieces that litter the woods around the airbase at the units last FTX posting.   Their undeniable crime, wandering onto the tarmac.

We appreciate your patience in this matter and really are glad you decided to apply to the 506th IR RU.   We like to consider ourselves one big happy family!

If you have any questions about your application, please contact your recruiter, one SSG Nitz.  Some in this unit have said that he is a freeloader of late but I am sure his professionalism and dedication will not allow this to get in the way of assisting you should you require it.

Regards,
CW3 M. Jenkins
Transfers Clerk